9. Burnt Mansions
9. A: That was a huge fire in Santa Barbara!
B: Yes, it was.
A: They said about 30 houses burned to the ground.
B: And they were expensive houses.
A: I feel so sorry for those people.
B: Why feel sorry for rich people?
A: I feel sorry for anyone who loses their home!
B: So do I, but not if they're rich.
A: What does that have to do with it?
B: Rich people think they're better than us.
A: How many rich people do you know?
B: None. 1.3
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